SHORT FUNNY QUOTES ARE BETTER THAN LATTE. FUNNY QUOTATIONS CAN MAKE YOUR DAY
Short funny quotes can start your day with a bang. One of the best comedians that had the ability to make me laugh with his short funny quotes was Rodney Dangerfield.
When Rodney stood before an audience and delivered his cute and humorous quotes, no one in the room could keep a serious face. Hope you get a kick out of these funny quotations.
Remember that laughter is an empowering force. Please enjoy these cute funny quotes and spread some sunshine anywhere you go.
With my wife I don't get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'
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Hope that by now you at least have a smile on you face.
If not, than let me share some more short funny quotes from Rodney.
Just picture his face as he looks at you with that certain look
and prepares to convince you that these are no silly or funny
quotes, but rather the story of his life.
One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy .... Hey buddy .... why are you doing that for?
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