Feeling Down? Need a Lift? Funny Quotations can do the trick!

Funny quotations will lift your spirits, cure your aches, and get you off to a great start. Start your day with a good laugh and share it with a friend.

It has been said that laughter is the best medicine. I hope that this collection of jokes from famous and not so famous people helps to brighten your day.

We all need to take a break from our hectic lives and laugh out loud.

I found myself laughing out loud as I was compiling these funny quotes. The humor of actors/comedians such as Rodney Dangerfield, have always made me howl with laughter.

The beauty of this collection is that these quotations are short and read very quickly.

Print them out and share them with your friends.

Or better yet, why not email your friends and relatives, give them this web address so that they can also begin their day with a smile

REMEMBER-----starting the day with a laugh is sure to brighten anyone's day!

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Rodney Dangerfield quotes

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ..

.. If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion.

He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!

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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face ....

turned me over and said. Look ... twins!

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Albert Einstein quotes

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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Will Rogers quotes

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad.

It might be worth it except they keep coming back!

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I don't make jokes.

I just watch the government and report the facts.

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There's no trick to being a humorist—

when you have the whole government working for you.

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Everything is changing.

People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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No need to leave the house--when we've made it so easy for you.


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